I searched Dr. Hooves and got this instead...
I would suck as a doctor
Ditzy: I just dont know what could go wrong.
Dark Fire: *sees Ditzy* No no no no, AAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH
KEEP HER FAR FAR AWAY FROM ME!!!
"Why do they call it a hacksaw? You don't hack with it, that's what I was doing with the knife."
*traumatizing flashback involving hacksaws, basements, a certain pink pony, and Rainbow Dash*
I see what you did there.
*Painful cut* AHHHH MY LEG!!!! YOU SAWED OFF MY LEG!!!!
Derpy: The Doctor knows best my little brony.~ Next patient!